The Story
This Matt Mathews hat lays out your priorities with a wink and a grin thanks to the bold embroidered phrase: “Farm Chores Before Whores.” It’s cheeky, it’s direct, and it’s made for anyone who knows the work has to get done—no matter what distractions show up.
A mix of farm-life practicality and Matt’s signature humor, this cap keeps things light while keeping you covered.
✨ Features:
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Adjustable strap so you can get the perfect fit
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Breathable, comfortable fabric you can wear all day
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A playful, priority-setting message with classic Matt energy + Logo on the side of the hat.
Whether you’re already a Matt Mathews fan or you just love a good laugh with your chores, this hat brings the attitude without trying too hard.
Get the chores done. Have your fun. In that order.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
This Matt Mathews hat lays out your priorities with a wink and a grin thanks to the bold embroidered phrase: “Farm Chores Before Whores.” It’s cheeky, it’s direct, and it’s made for anyone who knows the work has to get done—no matter what distractions show up.
A mix of farm-life practicality and Matt’s signature humor, this cap keeps things light while keeping you covered.
✨ Features:
-
Adjustable strap so you can get the perfect fit
-
Breathable, comfortable fabric you can wear all day
-
A playful, priority-setting message with classic Matt energy + Logo on the side of the hat.
Whether you’re already a Matt Mathews fan or you just love a good laugh with your chores, this hat brings the attitude without trying too hard.
Get the chores done. Have your fun. In that order.
